Thursday, August 11, 2005

exclusive interview

There's been a lot of heated demand posted for the logo merchandise. Trust me, I know! But this is way beyond me. Hasn't anyone seen what happened to Jonathon on Bravo's Blow Dry when his product line went national? The hair suffered! Well, I won't have that. So we'll just all have to be patient.

In the meantime, here are some of the blog's most frequently asked questions, answered:

Q: What did you do before the blog?
Blog: It's hard to say.

Q: Describe yourself in one word.
B: Blog.

Q: That doesn't count. One other word.
B: Somewhat.

Q: Who are your early influences?
B: Huh?

Q: What do you hope to achieve?
B: I'm a doer, not a hoper.

Q: Why won't you give a concrete answer?
B: Ask a concrete question.

Q: What's your favorite food?
B: Garlic bread.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey! my favorite food is garlic bread, too! my ex-boyfriend used to say i smelled like garlic, but i'm not entirely sure he was referring to my breath.

Anonymous said...

that was a pretty hard-hitting interview. but one question hasn't been answered: how many people has the blog slept with?

Anonymous said...

i like cake.

Anonymous said...

who has slept with cake?

Anonymous said...

Christine's hair looks really good today.

Anonymous said...

Christine's hair smells like garlic.

Anonymous said...

Christine's hair is as delicious as garlic.

Anonymous said...

did that last comment about my hair come from petunia?

Anonymous said...

no, hal.

Anonymous said...

Please respect the blog. It's not just another word for "email."

Anonymous said...

take it easy, anonymous.

Anonymous said...

anonymous is so testy!!

Anonymous said...

it's easy to be testy when you're anonymous.