There's been a lot of heated demand posted for the logo merchandise. Trust me, I know! But this is way beyond me. Hasn't anyone seen what happened to Jonathon on Bravo's Blow Dry when his product line went national? The hair suffered! Well, I won't have that. So we'll just all have to be patient.
In the meantime, here are some of the blog's most frequently asked questions, answered:
Q: What did you do before the blog?
Blog: It's hard to say.
Q: Describe yourself in one word.
Q: That doesn't count. One other word.
Q: Who are your early influences?
Q: What do you hope to achieve?
B: I'm a doer, not a hoper.
Q: Why won't you give a concrete answer?
B: Ask a concrete question.
Q: What's your favorite food?
B: Garlic bread.